The VP Debate

02Oct08

Aptly named the “Maverick”, this NERF gun features sticky darts that will not harm your TV when Sarah Palin says something stupid. With only 3 darts, I forsee an aerobic workout – dashing to the TV and back to my armchair to reload, cause the ridiculousness is going to be rapid-fire. God, I love my right [...]

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Don’t go impaling my heart.

08Sep08

Thank you HEART, for having good hair on your shoulders and wearing your heads on your sleeves.

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Pretty, Pretty Palin!

05Sep08

I will head your campaign to lead Little Junior Miss Pageants across this great nation. I will vote for you to join the talking heads on the View. I will personally applaud your efforts to claim the first ever title of “World’s Best Grandmother to a Baby Born to Inept High Schoolers”.

But I would rather [...]

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