Failed Experimental Comedy by JoAnne

09Jun08

Helpful conversation essentials for surviving a graduation party in your opressively small hometown after an absence of 6+ years:

Instead of “Ummm, well…I dunno….I think I’m gonna be a writer and stuff” try answering that snarky “Sooooo…. What are you doing with your life now?” question with:
 
-        Cocaine. How are the kids?
-        Teaching music to apes [...]

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Tags: Awkwardness, Tapeworms