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in my google searchbar
if you type in “how long” google suggests the following:
how long does weed stay in your system
how long does alcohol stay in your system
how long does it take to get a passport
how long does it take to get pregnant
how long to boil corn on the cob
how long to boil an egg
how long does sperm live
how [...]
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Wisdom
“Men aren’t idiots. They are skillfully dumb.” – Liz Zaita, October 23, 2009.
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squeeze, squeeze…
THE TOPIC IS RUNNING MUSIC:It’s totally embarrassing, but the best pump -it- up workout song ever is “Dreamgirl” by Dave Matthews Band. And not because it’s particularly a good song. It really isn’t, though the guitar riff is kinda cute. I put it on the forefront of a new playlist today, followed by some free stuff [...]
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Scary things Part One
Top 5 scariest things in my neighborhood.
5. What is this tarp hiding? Garbage? Drugs? Bodies? I don’t know. Scary.
4. This is a BAKERY. See the tarts? See the scones? Freaky.
3. Recession toys! Here kid, play with this! (it is a large iron rod). Who is your MOTHER? Terrifying.
2. The bridal shower…of DEATH?
1. The scariest place [...]
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harvest phlegm.
It’s Friday Night and I’m home sick.
It makes me think of a passage in a Scott and Zelda Fitzgerald short story (yeah, awwww, isn’t that cute, they wrote stuff together) where they refer to the “phlegmatic villages of Minnesota”. I thought of this essay earlier in the evening -I was stagehanding a dress rehearsal at [...]
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Exclusive: MySpace reveals tracklisting for New Moon soundtrack – Music Blog Blog’s MySpace Blog |
Exclusive: MySpace reveals tracklisting for New Moon soundtrack – Music Blog Blog’s MySpace Blog |
“And, better yet, how many hipsters in Brooklyn do you think will be have to be rushed to the hospital after seeing that Bon Iver and St. Vincent recorded a duet for it?”
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That’s all.
This is all I want from life, this is it, I cannot possibly think of anything else:
I wanna laugh each day with friends that I’m allowed to care for obsessively. To be able to create music for said friends to appreciate. I want to be debt free. After that happens, I want to zip around [...]
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Mad (as in CRAZY) Men
Yesterday I was waiting for a train with two man friends and one of them, being a grown man with a brain, scoffed when I said I understood men in this city and I had narrowed it down to three simple rules.
The other wanted to hear my conclusions.
I told him that I was being facetious [...]
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home, where, what
A snapshot of Iowa, of mine:
My grandfather, explaining that when he dies, he wants Grandma to write his last remaining check for “One Million Dollars” and hang a sign around his neck saying “Like hell you can’t take it with you”.
My mother is now a certified Laughter Yoga Instructor. Believe it.
My father can kill mosquitos [...]
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Overheard on 42nd
Outside my window, as I was nursing a frozen White Chocolate Raspberry yoghurt and a glass of pinot noir, reading a book, still in my clothes from a day at the studio, a perfect fall breeze blowing across the left side of my face…
Girl voice: “You’d better put me down, or I’ll get used to [...]
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