The FDA highly recommends a daily intake of JoAnne M. Harris (b. 1984). She’s a Powerbar for the Millenial generation! Beyond nutrients vital to a well-balanced blog life, Harris packs a healthy dose of irreverent, often irrelevant (yet self-aware!) silliness.

JoAnne enjoys backpacking, travel, hot running getup (poly-synthetic tank tops with ipod holders, predominantly), spelling yoghurt the British way, Beerlao, 30 Rock, Barack Obama, Gambling on the only dog running on a track demolished by MONSTER TRUCKS, FiberOne cereal (has 57% of your daily allowance of Fiber in one serving! Brilliant! Girls my age need fiber, not kidding), sort of weird ambiguously veiled fart jokes about fiber, FART JOKES, wordiness, wordsmithing, word creating, Scrabble! (Although her contenders dispute. Often.)

JoAnne once wrote (in a bio for a children’s chorus with which she used to teach) that her musical interests were broad and all-encompassing. Her vocational crisis reached an end on June 4th, 2008 when she watched a sinking-juggernaut Hillary speak at the AIPAC Pro-Israel Lobby Meeting on CNN and her sister started playing Billy Joel’s “Lullaby (Good Night My Angel)” on the piano upstairs and somehow JoAnne thought that the music was coming from CNN and she decided then and there that if CNN ever wanted to merge with Comedy Central, her dream job would be musical supervision for 30-second promo spots because she’d for sure be funny at that

JoAnne writes commercial music for 4Elements Music Library in New York City.